josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

(via griffinchild)

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1 hour ago

kingdom hurts 0/10 would not recommend

(Source: spitrit, via ritsuchanitsumo)

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2 hours ago

tothless:

Speed: Unknown. Size: Unknown. The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself. Never engage this dragon. Your only chance, hide and pray it does not find you.

(via sammei)

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3 hours ago

londoncallingsigh:

Sherlock realizing his miscalculation at the end of every series.

(via somethingharrypotter)

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4 hours ago

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

(via somethingharrypotter)

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5 hours ago

pomegranateandivy:

“The story about where volcanoes come from” 

This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes 

(via somethingharrypotter)

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7 hours ago